Staff Reports
Oh boy, folks, it looks like Fox News is in a bit of a pickle! According to sources, they’ve been forced to make some drastic price cuts for advertising during their GOP debates. I mean, who could blame them? Their viewership has been plummeting faster than a rollercoaster ride!
Now, get this: the advertising rate for a measly 30-second spot during Wednesday evening’s debate has been slashed from a whopping $495,000 to a mere $225,000. And if you want to get in on the action before the debate even starts, you can snag a 30-second ad for the low price of $125,000. Talk about a bargain, right?
So, why the drastic price drop, you ask? Well, it seems like Fox viewers are getting tired of watching these also-ran candidates bicker and squabble, especially since they’re all trailing behind the beloved former President Donald Trump. I mean, who wants to watch a snoozer of a race when you can have the real deal?
But hey, let’s not get too down on Fox News. They have their defenders, of course. Some source, who probably needs their head examined, claimed that the change in pricing wasn’t really accurate and that the network is actually doing just fine. Yeah, right. Keep telling yourself that, buddy.
But here’s the real kicker, folks. While Fox is struggling to keep its viewers awake during the debates, President Trump has been out there stealing the show. He’s got a speech planned with the United Auto Workers, and you betcha it’s going to be a ratings bonanza! Not only is he attracting a general election audience, but he’s also plopping himself right in a swing state that his opponent, President Joe Biden, desperately needs to win. Talk about a power move!
REPORT: Fox Forced To Slash Advertising Rates For Second Debate Without Trumphttps://t.co/QJiWz1JION
— BRIAN FRASER (@bfraser747) September 27, 2023
And let’s not forget, my conservative friends, that our beloved President Trump is the one who started this ratings beatdown. During the first debate, he went head-to-head with Tucker Carlson in an interview, and guess what? He stole the show! So it’s no wonder he’s skipping the next debate too. I mean, who needs Fox when you’ve got Trump?
So there you have it, folks. Fox News is struggling to keep their viewers interested in a lackluster race, while President Trump continues to dominate the airwaves. It’s a tough time for the network, but hey, maybe they’ll learn a thing or two from the master himself. Until then, grab your popcorn and get ready for some Trump-tastic TV!
