Staff Reports
Hunter Biden’s D.C. legal career has hit a brick wall faster than his father can mispronounce “cognitive test.” The embattled First Son has found his license to practice law in the District of Columbia yanked following his recent heartwarming conviction in a federal gun case.
Fed up with his antics, the D.C. Bar decided that having a felon in their ranks didn’t exactly scream “integrity.” According to their rules, serious crimes like the ones Hunter has so enthusiastically participated in mean he’s “suspended immediately from the practice of law.” You can’t make this stuff up—even if you’re writing for a Netflix political drama.
BREAKING: Hunter Biden DC law license suspended after guilty verdict https://t.co/2iKAmAoSqK via @dcexaminer
— † Crusader (@Wil_Johnson1) June 25, 2024
A guy with a storied career of leaving chaos in his wake, one would think Hunter might keep his head down and stay out of the limelight. But, nope! Like clockwork, he’s making headlines again, now facing a proceeding to determine whether his suspension will stand. Betting on him earning back his right to practice law might be a riskier wager than predicting gas prices under the current administration.
Hunter, an alum of the class of ’96 from law school, might not have envisioned this chapter in his autobiography, but here we are. His degree and previous credential might land him a gig teaching a course on “how not to stay out of trouble” at some ambitious liberal arts college.
Keep those popcorn buckets ready and eyes peeled, folks; the circus that is the Biden family saga is far from over. More twists and turns are coming—a developing story in the most literal sense! One has to wonder what’s next in the ever-entertaining Biden chronicles.
