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Election Day is still echoing with the distant sounds of liberal tears, and it’s becoming increasingly clear that they’re struggling to wrap their heads around the reality that Donald Trump and the Republicans trounced them once again. In their frantic scramble for solace, some leftists have decided that their salvation lies in the not-so-magic hands of Kamala Harris. It’s a testament to their delusion that they can’t even see how they’ve morphed into the very election deniers they once claimed to despise.
The entitlement reeks in every corner of their response to the election loss. Liberals seem to operate under the notion that they should automatically win elections simply because their feelings align more closely with what they consider “good” values. It’s a laughable, almost tragically comedic display of emotional instability, where their reactions border on farcical, reminiscent of a soap opera where the protagonist refuses to accept the plot twist. As if a fairy godmother might appear with a plot twist powerful enough to alter the course of voting in several swing states.
Libs Are Clinging to Two Conspiracy Theories About the 2024 Election, And They're Hilarious
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Among the most entertaining coping mechanisms the left has concocted is the ridiculous belief that Kamala will somehow come back to claim victory due to a surge of new votes magically appearing from nowhere. But if those votes do materialize, one can’t help but consider the possibility of a ballot conspiracy that could put even the most imaginative crime documentaries to shame. Living proof that when reality doesn’t match their expectations, a good old-fashioned conspiracy theory becomes the remedy of choice for the left.
And then there’s the nugget about Elon Musk’s Starlink satellites somehow influencing ballots during the election. This narrative has found a comfy home among those who have abandoned reality. Perhaps they overlooked the small detail that Starlink’s involvement was part of crucial hurricane disaster relief efforts. There’s an undeniable irony in the left blaming Musk for electoral manipulation while he was busy helping the coastal residents who suffered from natural disasters.
In the latest twist of this narrative, social media is buzzing with the curious claims of Kamala Harris’s imminent victory through a recount. Let’s set the record straight: this is after she graciously conceded and has been well outside the recount margins to even dream of stage-managing a comeback. The sheer audacity of such ideas is laughable. The left may need a new support group just for coping with their delusions, as they’ve clearly lost touch with political reality. One could almost feel sorry for them if it weren’t so entertaining to watch their spiral into nonsensical theories. It’s apparent: This election season, the only place the left won is in the world of pure imagination.
