Staff Reports
Mike Pompeo? I thought he and Trump were on the outs. Well, color me pleasantly surprised! Pompeo was a fantastic Secretary of State, and if he had four more years, he would have ranked up there with the great George Schultz. I hope he gets another shot at the job.
Now let’s talk about our progressive friends. When they show you who they are, believe them. This “persyn” or whatever is just plain horrible. It’s no wonder they want to rewrite the tax code with promises like no taxes on tips. Sounds good, right? But hold on a minute. What about establishments that tip share? How does that affect reporting? And what “service charge” will businesses add to the bottom of the receipt to offset payroll taxes? The devil’s in the details, my friends.
Speaking of tips, I love Trump’s no taxes on tips pledge. Here’s my weird reason why: I’m a generous tipper, and I prefer to tip cash. But I always forget to go to the ATM, and when I finally do, my teenage boys always need cash for who knows what. So I never have any cash on me. Thank you in advance, President Trump, for considering the tip lovers like me.
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And can we take a moment to laugh at Biden falling up the stairs? I mean, rates fell, and so did he. It’s a perfect parallel. I fall up the stairs too, so I can relate. But seriously, how can someone who can’t even walk up stairs competently be competent enough to be our president? It’s a valid question.
Now let’s not forget about the teleprompter master himself, Biden. Did you catch his NAACP speech stumbles? That man needs his prompter all the time. And he’s the one deciding if he’s still his party’s candidate. It’s a joke, really.
In other news, Michelle has Netflix money and is living the high life in the Hamptons. She’s not leaving unless it’s for a shopping spree in Paris. Talk about out of touch with everyday Americans.
So grab your drink and settle in for this four-hour marathon. I can’t promise it won’t be cruel and unusual punishment, but at least we’ll have some entertainment along the way. Hulk Hogan, anyone? I can’t believe it’s 2021 and we’re talking about him. But hey, let’s see what he has to say. And let’s not forget about the President himself, Donald J. Trump. He’s the main event, and I can’t wait to see what he has in store for us.
And with that, let’s kick off this liveblog. Remember, no need to refresh, but if you don’t see any new entries in a couple of minutes, go ahead and hit that refresh button. It’s going to be an interesting night, my conservative comrades. Let’s see what happens.
