Staff Reports
The political turmoil surrounding Donald Trump has taken an unexpected toll on his detractors, who seem to be suffering from a laundry list of mental health issues that would make even a therapist raise an eyebrow. Anxiety, guilt, fear—the left is apparently feeling the emotional impact of their own actions, and the physicians are laying out the blame as if it’s a six-month binge of bad reality TV.
Experts have noted that the stress levels among Trump opponents are soaring, a situation exacerbated by their obsessive focus on the former president and January 6th investigations. If only they had put that kind of energy into actually solving problems instead of concocting schemes to sideline Trump. It turns out that endless harping on a former president has left them feeling overwhelmed, confused, and a bit like they’re living in a soap opera. Georgetown University’s psychology department made a cameo by describing this perplexing emotional state as a “sense of chaos,” which is essentially a fancy way of saying they’re not handling their political failures very well.
While Trump sprinted out of the gate with a remarkable collection of executive orders in his first few weeks—over 75 actions—his opponents were assembling committees to investigate him instead of bringing something valuable to the table. Also noteworthy is that while Trump was running the country, the Democrats were enigmatically engaging psychologists to “cope.” Not exactly the hallmark of a party committed to stability or strength. The irony is thick enough to cut; while Republicans are accused of being callous or insensitive, the left seems to be crumbling under the weight of its own paranoia.
Doctors: Trump‘s Political Opponents Suffering Guilt, Uncertainty, Despair https://t.co/FiH4xt5tPn via @BreitbartNews
After all the shit the left crammed down our throats for the last 4 years and before, it is about time the left feels something.
— MaryofAzTx (@MaryofTx) February 13, 2025
According to Dr. Glenn Burnett from Wyoming, the mental health crises aren’t just caused by the usual stressors of life; they’re deeply tied to the fear over Trump’s influence on the country. It’s almost as if the opposition has turned their political rivalry into a therapy session. Strangely, instead of accepting the possibility they might need a morale boost, they’re comforted by the prospect of seeking professional help—an ironic twist given their endless caricaturing of conservative values.
As a remedy to all this collective anxiety, experts recommend unplugging from the digital chaos. It seems those glued to their screens, fretting and reporting on every move of Trump’s political career, might need to close the laptop and take a breather. It’s almost like they’re living in a dystopian narrative where the news cycle is the villain, yet instead of stepping back, they double down. Meanwhile, predictions of mental health breakdowns post-Trump election victory have become a sort of clarion call for the left, raising eyebrows and chuckling across conservative circles. One has to wonder if any of these panicked politicians have considered that might just be the right time to reevaluate their political priorities—not to mention their coping mechanisms.
