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Wow, folks, hold onto your MAGA hats because the former President Donald Trump is back on the scene with some explosive accusations about the 2020 election! According to Trump and his team of election experts, there was more election fraud in the swing states than a kid sneaking an extra cookie before dinner.
🚨 JUST IN: Donald Trump again claims without evidence that the 2020 election was rigged, saying he would have won every single swing state if the election was fair.
Do you believe him? 🤔 https://t.co/DTeyAJqQHv
— Proud Elephant 🇺🇸🦅 (@ProudElephantUS) January 3, 2024
In a comprehensive report, which Trump swears is as solid as a rock, there are some major bombshells being dropped. The report claims that there were all sorts of shenanigans going on, like ineligible voters, funky business with voting machines, and enough shady ballot casting to make your head spin. It’s like they found a whole hornet’s nest of election tomfoolery!
Trump isn’t holding back, people. He’s going full steam ahead with claims of irregularities, unlawful activities, manipulation of election records, destruction of evidence – you name it, he’s throwing it out there like confetti at a victory parade.
And where better to share these spicy details than on his very own Truth Social platform? That’s right, Trump took to social media to drop these truth bombs and let the world know that there were hundreds of thousands of fishy votes in each swing state. If these allegations are true, it’s like the Democrats were playing a round of “Monopoly” and decided to give themselves a hotel on Boardwalk without paying up.
Georgia, Wisconsin, Arizona, Pennsylvania, and Michigan – hold onto your hats, because Trump’s report takes aim at all of you. In Georgia, there are accusations flying left and right about missing digital records, unsigned ballots, and mysterious disappearing votes. It’s like a real-life game of “Clue” but instead of Colonel Mustard in the library with a candlestick, it’s Fulton County with missing election data.
Now, over in Wisconsin, they’re talking about possible ballot trafficking and covert trips to drop boxes. It’s like a spy thriller, but instead of secret agents, it’s just some very determined election meddlers.
Arizona isn’t exempt from the drama either, with claims of systematic declines in voting patterns and folks getting busted for ballot harvesting. It’s like a Wild West showdown of election antics!
Pennsylvania’s got its own set of issues according to the report, with allegations of secret ballot counting and Republican poll watchers getting the boot faster than Cinderella at midnight.
But wait, there’s more! Michigan gets a turn in the spotlight with allegations of backdoor ballot deliveries, chaotic scenes at ballot counting centers, and some serious finger-pointing about irregularities in the whole shebang.
What a rollercoaster ride of allegations! If Trump and his team are right, it’s like the 2020 election was more rigged than a game of “Pin the Tail on the Donkey” at a birthday party. Will these claims lead to any major shake-ups? Only time will tell, folks. Until then, grab your popcorn and stay tuned for the next episode of “As the Election Turns.”
