Staff Reports
Good morning, and welcome to the Monday Mid-Morning Minute straight from the heart of RedState! Now, I know it’s technically mid-morning because Susie here has been semi-off-the-grid, probably hunting down some elusive liberal snowflakes to debate with in the wild. But fear not, we’ve got all the conservative news you need to start your day off right!
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First up, a Vandy student got caught waving that pro-Hamas flag. Can you believe it? These college campuses are like a breeding ground for left-wing lunacy! We need to purge these terrorist sympathizers from our universities faster than you can say “Make America Great Again!”
In other news, South Carolina coach Staley made some surprisingly classy remarks about Iowa and Caitlin Clark. Sure, she might have some strange ideas about men playing in women’s sports, but hey, even a broken clock is right twice a day, am I right?
But hold onto your hats, folks, because MSNBC is at it again with their Trump Derangement Syndrome. They can’t handle the fact that the former President promised to make America great again, not turn it into a wasteland of chaos like they want you to believe. Fake news alert!
Now, over on Capitol Hill, the circus is back in town as Congress returns from their Easter break. I swear, these politicians take more vacations than a Kardashian on a world tour! And of course, Sleepy Joe Biden is hitting the road, probably trying to find his way back home. Good luck with that, Joe.
And speaking of hitting the road, it’s Eclipse Day, folks! Some folks might be running around like chickens with their heads cut off, but not us sensible conservatives. We’ve got better things to do than stare at the sky all day. Like, you know, actually working and paying taxes.
Well, that’s all for now, my fellow Americans. Stay strong, stay vigilant, and stay conservative. And remember, the only thing to fear is a liberal with power!
