A new study says some states are ready if space aliens attack. Virginia leads the pack with strong defenses and emergency plans. Experts say their military bases and tech hubs make them tough targets. But critics question why California and New York aren’t higher on the list.
Texas and Florida scored well for citizen gun ownership and disaster prep. The report praises their “don’t tread on me” attitude toward any interstellar invaders. “Freedom-loving Americans won’t bow to little green tyrants,” said one analyst. States with strict gun laws ranked shockingly low in alien resistance plans.
The study looked at military presence, survivalist culture, and energy independence. Red states dominated the top spots—proof that conservative values protect freedom, even from space communists. Blue states relying on big government scored poorly. “Weak leaders would probably try to negotiate with Martians,” joked a radio host.
Mike Bara, a top aerospace thinker, warned about NASA hiding alien tech. “They’ve covered up Mars ruins for decades,” he claimed. His bestselling books say bureaucrats want to control the truth. Real patriots know we must defend ourselves, not wait for swamp creatures in DC to save us.
Virginia’s win makes sense—it’s home to CIA headquarters and Pentagon brass. But regular folks there aren’t counting on spooks or generals. Prepper groups stockpile ammo and canned beans. “We’ll blast UFOs like we defended liberty in 1776,” said one local militia member.
West Coast states flunked the test. California’s leaders care more about gender-neutral aliens than protecting citizens. Oregon’s “alien welcome committees” show how liberalism weakens survival instincts. Meanwhile, flyover states like Kansas built bunkers and trained shooters.
The report exposes a painful truth: woke policies leave Americans vulnerable. While coastal elites push diversity training for aliens, heartland moms teach kids to aim for UFO engines. True security comes from God, guns, and grit—not UN space treaties or NASA lies.
Every family should prepare. Buy ammo, learn survival skills, and distrust government “experts.” If ETs land, remember: the Second Amendment isn’t just for Earthlings. Stay vigilant, stay armed, and keep those laser sights ready.