Staff Reports
The U.S. Capitol Police and their allies engaged in a rigorous training exercise bright and early on a Sunday morning right in the heart of our beloved Capitol. The police announced the exercise in advance, warning citizens not to panic if they spotted emergency vehicles zipping around. The leading law enforcement force in the land did not disclose any detailed information about the event, keeping citizens on their toes and sparking a sensation of curiosity.
At DNC, Capitol police attacking protesters & throwing protesters down the stairs.#FreePalestine #CeasefireNowInGaza#AlShifaHospital pic.twitter.com/RwbhejuKTg
— #StopCopCity (@ChuckModi1) November 16, 2023
Shocking footage emerged of the exercise taking place right in front of the Capitol building, capturing the attention of all who laid eyes upon it. A mysterious man confidently declared that the whole thing was just a practice drill before being questioned by a member of the police force. Imagine that, a random civilian attempting to explain police activity! The nerve!
The Capitol Police have certainly been busy lately, grappling with far-left agitators who seem to take pleasure in stirring up trouble. These troublemakers recently clashed with officers outside the Democratic National Committee offices, causing quite the ruckus. House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries, House Minority Whip Katherine Clark, and Rep. Pete Aguilar found themselves smack dab in the middle of the chaos, forcing them to make a hasty retreat. To add insult to injury, six brave officers sustained injuries during the scuffle, and one suspect was even detained for allegedly assaulting a female officer. How barbaric!
In response to the chaos, the US Capitol Police rightfully defended their actions, citing the non-peaceful nature of the demonstrators. According to the police, the rowdy group obstructed exits and even resorted to pepper-spraying officers, leaving the fine men and women of law enforcement with no choice but to take action. It’s a shame that these officers have to defend themselves for simply doing their jobs and protecting the sanctity of our nation’s capital. It’s a tough job, but someone’s got to do it!
