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The liberal media strikes again, this time claiming that even our beloved coffee is racist! Can you believe it? According to some left-wing blogger, the entire coffee industry, from the beans to the baristas, is rooted in racism. And they even go as far as to say that milk, yes, milk, is racist too because it’s been appropriated as a symbol of white skin.
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It’s outrageous that the left is attacking yet another aspect of our daily lives, especially something as innocuous as coffee. But it’s not all bad news; apparently, Ethiopian coffee is exempt from the left’s accusations of racism. So, if you’re a coffee lover, just make sure you stick to Ethiopian beans to avoid being labeled a racist.
This latest attack on coffee is just another example of how the left is trying to turn every aspect of our lives into a racial issue. They claim that reading books, drinking coffee, and even eating milk and cookies are all racist in some way. It’s absolute nonsense.
Sure, history has had some dark moments, but that doesn’t mean we should be boycotting every industry or product that has any connection to it. The truth is, coffee is loved by people of all races and backgrounds, and it’s something that brings us together.
So don’t fall for the left’s divisive tactics. Keep enjoying your morning cup of Joe without any guilt or shame. And if anyone tries to tell you that coffee is racist, just remind them that it’s nonsense and move on with your day.
