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Liberal Scientist Plays Walter White, Lands in Jail

Well, well, well, it looks like we’ve got a modern-day Walter White on our hands, folks! Matthew Leshinsky, a supposed scientist from New York, has been caught red-handed cooking up some meth in his very own Breaking Bad-style lab. And let me tell you, it’s no surprise that these liberals are following in the footsteps of their Hollywood idols.

The Suffolk County prosecutors wanted to throw the book at this wannabe Heisenberg, asking for a whopping eight years in the slammer. And who can blame them? We can’t have our streets filled with meth-heads running amok, can we? It’s a good thing they caught this guy before he could start his own twisted empire.

Leshinsky may have pleaded guilty to a laundry list of charges, but his lawyer is out here trying to spin a tale that he was just some innocent researcher trying to understand drug addiction. Yeah, right! Research my foot! We all know what was really going on in that lab of his.

To top it all off, this genius criminal mastermind actually called the cops on himself when he thought his lab was being burglarized. Talk about a blunder of epic proportions! Looks like this Breaking Bad wannabe couldn’t handle the heat of his own concoctions.

Let this be a lesson to all you would-be chemists out there: Leave the meth-making to the professionals, or you’ll end up like Leshinsky – behind bars and known as the town’s very own Walter White.

Written by Staff Reports

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