Staff Reports
The New Orleans Police Department (NOPD) is in a real rat-astrophe, folks! It’s like a scene out of a bizarre rodent-themed movie. Superintendent Anne Kirkpatrick spilled the beans to the City Council about the rodents munching on confiscated marijuana like it’s a gourmet meal. This ain’t no ordinary Disney movie, this is the real deal, where the rats are having a psychedelic party on pot. Yikes!
But it’s not just the rats having a field day. The NOPD headquarters is in such a sorry state that even the rats prefer to live somewhere else. From rat feces to mold, dilapidated elevators to a cockroach infestation, it’s a horror show in there. And Kirkpatrick ain’t holding back, she’s calling out the uncleanliness across all NOPD districts. It’s like a horror plot straight out of a Stephen King novel!
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Kirkpatrick is riding on the high horse advocating for a new swanky downtown headquarters. Move over rodents, the NOPD is getting an upgrade! But hold your horses, the council is mulling over a temporary relocation first. Looks like the rats might have a little longer to enjoy their marijuana buffet before they get the boot. And Chief Administrative Officer Gilbert Montaño ain’t mincing words, he’s calling the current headquarters a sinking ship in dire need of a lifeline.
The council is gearing up for a showdown on whether to move the headquarters or keep the rats as permanent residents. It’s a battle of epic proportions in the Big Easy. Council Member Oliver Thomas is siding with Kirkpatrick, showing these rats who’s boss. Looks like the NOPD is in for a wild ride, folks. Grab your popcorn and watch the drama unfold!
